Scanning the depths of an open bag of
Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the
old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most
cheese.
Wife: Chet, the bag says that these
Doritos are
20%
cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't
found a single one laden with what I would call
more
cheese.
Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a
bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You
had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure
that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag
with your roommates.