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The hottest, coolest, smartest, most perfect and talented person on the planet. His dick is infinitely longer than yours, and he eats ass for breakfast.
By the way, if you're using Discord bots to view this, congrats. You played yourself.
Doriko is such an amazing person.
Doriko by Doriko November 20, 2017
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Legendary Left wing back who represented Ireland in underage before declaring for Mexico at senior level. Career highlights include winning two CONCACAF Gold Cups, one Mexican Primera Division, four Airtricity League Titles, one Barclays Premier League Runners Up Medal and scoring a goal in the 2007 U19s European Championship third place playoff match.
I felt bad for El Dorito when the Tottenham Hotspur fans booed him off the pitch for injuring Jermaine Jenas.
El Dorito by cheesy454 July 25, 2021

Dorito Dick

When you are eating Doritios while masturbating and your penis gets Dorito dust all over it
Dude, I got the worst case of Dorito Dick last night. I was eating Doritos and watching TV when Wild Things came on. I looked down after the swimming pool scene and my dick looked like a 9 inch Cheeto.
Dorito Dick by Harry Moe Lester February 27, 2015

dorito selection 

Scanning the depths of an open bag of Doritos in search for prey. Instead of the old or infirm, the hunter is after the Dorito weighted down with the most cheese.
Wife: Chet, the bag says that these Doritos are 20%

cheesier. I poured myself a bowl and I haven't

found a single one laden with what I would call

more cheese.

Hubby: Sorry Hun. I already got all the good ones. It's a

bad habit I learned as a freshman in college. You

had to use Dorito Selection in order to make sure

that you weren't short-changed while sharing a bag

with your roommates.
dorito selection by Genomatic September 23, 2009

Dorito breath 

The aroma caused by consuming a fresh package of Doritos. The smell of a persons breath is multiplied by the b.o.-like scent that Doritos contain. This lingers long after the consumer has finished eating the chips. Dorito breath is most apparent after eating the nacho cheese flavored Doritos.
Do not kiss your significant other while sporting Dorito breath.

I don't like eating Doritos because they give me Dorito breath.

Damn, I can smell your Dorito breath from all the way over here!
Dorito breath by KrunkAssWhitey August 6, 2009

Doritos right-of-way

N. Occurs when two or more people reach into an open bag of Doritos at the same time. The person who has eaten the least Doritos has the right-of-way.
*two guys reach for Doritos*

Guy 1: Oh sorry dude go ahead.

Guy 2: Nah bro you got the Doritos right-of-way.
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Failure Shower 

When you fail at something in life (eg. failing an exam or not getting a job), go home and spend an hour just standing in the shower, propping yourself up against the wall with your eyes on your feet.
Caleb knew the only thing to do after he didnt get prefect was take a failure shower.
Failure Shower by Vikingnz October 27, 2009
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Lookie at these bunch of narps, NARP NARP NARP
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High School Liquid 

A person who can freely travel between and fit in with all high school social groups and classes.
He is high school liquid, he ate lunch with the nerds and hung out with the jocks after school.
High School Liquid by Thaedris July 30, 2008
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Purple Patch 

To describe coming into something good, coming into good luck and or good times.

Like walking over small green hills in the countryside then coming across a purple patch of flowers, thus it being unique and out of the ordinary.
I hit a real purple patch.

The other day this good thing happened unexpectedly then I was lucky with this, it was unique, I hit a real purple patch.
Purple Patch by Ralph Shitstorm October 27, 2020
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
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