Door Closer 

Somebody who closes doors after going to the toilet/bathroom, meaning that somebody approaching the door doesn't know if there's anyone in there or not.

Guy 1: You met that new guy Richard?
Guy 2: Yeah dude I hate that fucking bitch! He is such a door closer
Guy 1: Equitable testimony brothatrucka
Guy 3: What does he do in there that he feels the need to hide

Door Closer by Blargle Margle January 24, 2011

Door closer 

a girl with a small dick and flat chest who likes to slam doors for fun cause they cant get any sex atcion

Dude, Paris Hilton is such a door closer.

Door closer by men against door closers April 10, 2010

Door closer 

It’s a fleshlight and a pen not a vape and no flesh light.

My girl is really a door closer on her ex.

Door closer by EddieBrock5 March 31, 2024

glass door closet 

A term to describe a homosexual who is still in the closet, yet everyone else can clearly see their sexuality. Therefore the closet they are in as a glass door closet.

Johno: "Man, I think Ryan is definitely gay, but he says he's not."

Steve: "Yeah man he's gay, he's just in a glass door closet."

glass door closet by kay lost April 25, 2010

Glass Door Closet 

The metaphorical location of a flamboyantly homosexual person who refuses to own up to their gay ways.

Yeah, he obviosuly likes dudes, but I guess he's in the Glass Door Closet

Glass Door Closet by Alagai March 22, 2017

Fake door close 

When your mom told you to go to sleep hours ago, but you decided you would stay up and play video games and you hear her coming down the hall, so you put everything down and act asleep. You wait until you hear the door open and shut to start moving again. But, surprise, surprise, she shut the door, and stayed inside your room, and caught you red handed.

Man, I'm sorry you had to hear me scream while my mom beat my ass last night, but she did that "fake door close" on me.

Fake door close by GraysenGG July 22, 2023

Open Door Closet 

When your friend claims their straight but has sex with a transgender that identifies to the opposite gender of the friend

“ I thought he was straight. I can’t believe he had sex with a transgender woman.”

“ I guess he’s an Open Door Closet”

Open Door Closet by Fantasic? Wait say that again September 2, 2025