doohtar 

A hood rat. (Spell hood backward and rat backwards, merge the two words.) A nicer way of referring to someone in an offensive manner.

A term for an unscrupulous female who has dealings with a lot of different men in her neighborhood (typically sexual dealings, sometimes for monetary gain).

Hood = short for neighborhood. Rat = vermin, low to the ground/crawling, sniffing/looking for cheese. Cheese = slang for $$$.

Trish is a damn doohtar. Last week she was with Anthony. Today she's trying to get with Ed.

doohtar by Chris Smalls June 27, 2006

Doomtarding 

The act of spreading doom and reasonably retarded facts around the internets.

Michele Bachman spends so much time doomtarding that she forgets her weekly botox injections.

Doomtarding by sumumabiatch December 18, 2010

Dooftard

A contraction of "Doof and Retard"; An insult; A word you call someone.

"You are such a dooftard!"

Dooftard by maurin September 8, 2005

doomtard

A person that is obsessed with supposed impending World doom to the point of social dysfunction, usually revolving around societal conspiracies or end-time prophecies. This type of person tends to neurotically inflict his or her doom beliefs on as much of the World as possible, typically via various channels of the Internet. Doomtards can be easily spotted in public as they are notorious for wearing blue Spandex body suits with a big red letter D on the front and a matching red cape.

"You're such a doomtard...yeah, like Obama is really the Antichrist and is going to throw us in FEMA camps using the DHS under the NDAA just to have our heads chopped off."

doomtard by OmegaDreyo April 12, 2012

dooftard

One who spends WAY too much time doing MySpace surveys.

That Stefazalde sure is a dooftard.

dooftard by burndata May 28, 2006

dohtard

Homer Simpson personified by your retarded friend. A retard who is too stupid to say Doh after he does something really fucking stupid.

Man, that guy is such a dohtard. What a fucking dohtard. \How did that guy become such a fucking dohtard? Only a fucking {dohtard] could do something that fucking stupid. Are you a fucking dohtard, who taught you to be that fucking stupid, your mom?

dohtard by Smedlap August 19, 2017

Doortarded 

The inability to properly close a door way completely on a regular basis

Your doortarded? The cold is.suppose to remain outside.

Doortarded by Newfee September 6, 2018