Doof It 

The attempt to consume drugs with your dick. A dick-based boof. May be performed by dipping the tip in, pouching in the foreskin, funneling into urethra, among other methods.

It's free if you doof it!

Hey man be careful not to sniff coke from the doofin pile

Doof It by Doofer Dan January 12, 2023

doofitis

The condition when the memory of a doofus is cloudy due to inflammation caused from stupidity

AJ- "I wasn't positive.. my memory is a lil cloudy."

Jacqui- "Cloudy from what?? Doofitis?"

doofitis by doofitis January 14, 2011