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The actual act of having a doobie
"We were Doobing at the time it happened"
Doobing by Svenson November 14, 2003
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Putting a sesh / smoking marijuana / smoking weed. / Putting a doob.
Me and kamal doobed around yesterday.
I was doobing when the cops came off.
Doobing by Hash..... March 16, 2021
The art of not showing up for friendlies
Usually works for about 6-8 months
he's doobing you
you're getting doobed
doobing by Nakeezz November 3, 2021

spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foober

(Derogatory) A harsh racial slur against the tiny lizard people living in your anal cavity.
Tod: Man, my asshole hurts.
John: It must be those damn spliddly diddly doobing badoobery foobers living in your ass.
Lizard: :(

Fiddley doobing 

Having creepy sex in the back of a car with a hot little morsel.
Robs dad: I know you were in the back seat of my bronco fiddley doobing with that girl!

Rob: no dad I wasn’t I swear.
Robs dad: then whose condom rappers are these?
Rob: Moms?
Fiddley doobing by SNAKS November 8, 2019

Scooby Dooing

A sexual act. During doggie-style sex the man will put on a scary mask while continuing to thrust. He will tap the woman on the shoulder to surprise her. When she runs away naked the man will proceed to chase her room to room with said mask on. At some point during the chase the man will likely trip due to poor visibility. The woman will roll the man up in an old rug and pull off his mask to reveal his identity.
I wanted to do something special for Cathy so I might try some scooby dooing this weekend.
Scooby Dooing by EndofLine July 1, 2015
I will never forgive you for dobbing on me.
dobbing by Yibble September 1, 2009
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
DM: The sad little orphan girl tugs at Steve's trenchcoat to get his attention, and ask for help saving her pet dog from...
Steve: I'd like to roll a strength check against strangling the orphan.
Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
Word of the Day on September 22, 2026
In sales terms, a whale is a prospect that is significantly larger than an organization’s average customer.

Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
Word of the Day on September 21, 2026

Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
Word of the Day on September 20, 2026
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