1. A great QUALITY of a Cannabis product that is impossible to believe to be so good!

2. An EDIBLE that is so INCREDIBLE. DANKTASTIK

3. Something that is so AWESOME..that is impossible to believe to be so DANK!! AWSMTASTIK

That edible is so good it’s DANKREDIBLE
That glob of wax looks DANKREDIBLE
That back flip was DANKREDIBLE

dankredible by ClassicRonnie April 30, 2019

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Donkek

Idiot, fool or imbecile...

"Mate are you some kind of donkek?"

Donkek by Prof. Donkekstington February 18, 2015

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donk dialing

A variant of pocket dialing whereby sitting on a phone causes it to call someone. Usaully caused when you leave your phone in your back pockets and sit on it.

Sorry about donk dialing you, I just sat down with my phone in my back pocket.

donk dialing by Rachael B. :) June 3, 2009

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Dankruptcy

The state of being out of weed.

Rachel: "I declare dankruptcy!"
Michael: "I'll pick some up at Zion's house."

Dankruptcy by Problem212 January 22, 2011

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donk depo

A very compulsive degenerate action generally done when thinking irrationally with total disregard for the consequences. Most commonly done by gamblers; it is the act of depositing money on an online casino (without sufficient funds in the accounting being drawn on) in hopes of catching a "heater" so that by the time the NSF hits you have more than enough in your poker account to cover the initial deposit.

Guy: What are you going to do man...you have no money to play poker just go get a job

Degenerate: I don't know I was thinking about just donk depoing on poker stars and a sportsbook; i probably won't lose anyway

Guy: IDK man better be careful that seems rather gross sir

Degenerate: Well idfc my life sucks anyway who cares if I have a negative bank account. I NEED THE ACTION BABY!!!!

donk depo by stonew2 July 14, 2010