donkeyspank 

a right bastard! or a total cunt!

that welsh idiot is donkeyspank!

donkeyspank by mercurious January 12, 2005

monkeyspank 

A jerkoff/wanker. An epithet used frequently by Butt-head to Beavis on Beavis and Butt-head.

"Beavis, you monkeyspank, you'll never get laid because nobody likes you, you're not good at anything and you're a dumbass"

monkeyspank by dilary huff October 5, 2007

monkeyspank 

One who spanks their monkey.

Look at that monkeyspank spank his monkey. What a monkeyspank!

monkeyspank by stubs June 29, 2003

monkeyspanker 

loofey

you monkeyspanner loofey

monkeyspanker by andy thomas August 19, 2003

donkeypunk 

a word used by linh that combines the meanings of donkey and punk.

hey man, imma donkeypunk you!

donkeypunk by lai pan November 24, 2006

Big donkey spank 

A funny nickname for a clumsy, studdering obese guy, similar to Don Vito of Viva la bam. gets worked up over nothing and also may shit themselves and fart frequently.

you can also mix it up a bit, example:
Big bubba spank
Big donkey push
Big donkey bang
Big poppa smash
Big bada boom

smells like shit in here, Big donkey spank must have been here, he started studdering and cursing when I tried to call him out on it.

Big donkey spank by pctv guy October 9, 2018