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Donkey Puncher 

AKA: DP
An alien frat guy whose dad totally owns a car dealership, had to get hammered to get his lung tat cause it hurt like eight bitches on a bitch boat and totally rocks the seven shades of shit out of your face, motherfuckers.
From: Aqua Teen Hunger Force
Episode: Frat Aliens (2003)
Voiced by: Patton Oswalt
Frylock: Okay... then what's your real name?
DP: Bros call me DP, short for donkey-puncher, get it?
Frylock: Yeah.. I do.
DP: Sometimes I'm donkey puncherelo, or D-to-the-P, or Big DP, or uh.. King Donko of Punchstania.
Master Shake: Dude, the player. Dude party! Party Dude!!! PD!!!
Frylock: No, I need your real name. What your mother calls you.
DP: Ah... You know what, just try DP.
Master Shake: Dude pal! That's what you should be... cause you're my dude...pal!
DP: Dude, your buddy here is givin' me a rash.

Donkey Puncher 

In gamming, the term Donkey Puncher is usually a reference to the largest caliber weapon on the battlefield.
That's it Im getting out the "Donkey Puncher"
Donkey Puncher by CURTKINERT February 11, 2009

Donkey Puncher 

A asshole or some fag that loves to punch donkeys on their free time :)
DUDE that asshole mr.clemt is such a donkey puncher
Donkey Puncher by RoRoRoRoRoRo January 29, 2008

Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!!! 

A cheer that can be used in any multiplayer videogame, esp. Halo 2, especially used while "storming" and enemy base, or after a difficult accomplishment.
"Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher, CHAAAAARGE!!!"
"Killtacular! Hi-Ho Donkey Puncher!"

Donkey Punchers

The coolest geocaching group in Merced, CA. Known for being unable to find the easiest of caches, and often resort to calling other people for clues.
Person 1-"Dude i dont know where this cache is, someone must have stolen it."

Person 2-"Man, if we keep this shit up were gunna end up like the Donkey Punchers."
Donkey Punchers by Night Owl920 September 25, 2010

Donkey Punched 

Waking up from a punch to the back of one's head after being violently fucked from behind with ejaculation all over one's back.
Julia: "Damn what a headache I've got, must have gotten Donkey Punched!"
Donkey Punched by Mike420IM November 1, 2008
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Plate of Brown 

A plate of brown consists of foods that have little to no nutritional value, and are typically deep fried. A true plate of brown will also be accompanied by a dark soda.
Wanna go to meal hall & grab a plate of brown?
Plate of Brown by Cheddar Craigson September 18, 2020
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