donkey call 

An anonymous call to a friend or colleague - when they answer the phone, you yell "donkey" and hang up.

"Hey, let's donkey call Al!"

donkey call by GABber Zug October 23, 2008

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey 

Phrase used to express the highest amount of disbelief, suprise or awe. Even more suprised than the speechless stage. See also fuck me sideways

Guy #1: I just chopped my nuts off with a hatchet!!

Guy#2: Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey!

Guy#1: Donkey!!!!!!!!!!!

Fuck me sideways and call me a donkey by hezza08 February 23, 2009

donkeyballs

when something really suck balls.

GUY 1: Dude, my phone fell in the toilet!
GUY 2: oh man, donkeyballs.

donkeyballs by 6kishnw June 28, 2009

donkeyballs

The testicles on a donkey which are frequently sucked by aptly named donkeyballsuckers.

Stop sucking those donkeyballs you damn donkeyball sucking stumaster!

donkeyballs by bobbobson February 19, 2004