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donface by twatty mctwat May 14, 2003

Mambo dogface to the banana patch? 

Another way to ask your kindergarten teacher how to use the restroom: "May I use the restroom?" As defined by Steve Martin in "Philosophy/Religion/College/Language" on his Wild and Crazy Guy album.
I've got a great trick to play on a three year old kid. Whenever you're around them, talk wrong. So, now it's like his first day of school and he says to the teacher, 'Mambo dogface to the banana patch?'

dogfaced 

extremely harsh looking.Worryingly ugly, even for close family members and friends.
oh my god, look at that dogfaced baby.
dogfaced by Mel Humberstone July 8, 2003
Slang term referring to U.S Army infantryman in World War II.
A song titled Dogface soldier was written in 1942 by Cpl. Bert Gold and Lt. Ken Hart
dogface by JD1215 July 2, 2006

Mambo dogface to the banana patch? 

A nonsensical phrase coined by Comedian Steve Martin back in the 1970s from his comedy album "Wild and Crazy Guy" on how he would teach kids wrong words so that they would mystify their teachers. In his joke, he teaches a child instructions on how to ask to use the bathroom with the phrase "Mambo dogface to the banana patch?". The teachers would be completely confused by this phrase. Apart from Steve Martin, his phrase was also used by adults who grew up during that time to mimic "gibberish", like people trying to talk while drunk or having had a stroke or cognitive disorder. It would mostly be used by persons who were teens or young adults in the late 1970s who were familiar with Martin or Saturday Night Live during that time period.
I was so groggy from the anesthesia that I was replying "Mambo Dogface to the banana patch?"
Very insulting term for an ugly girl/woman.
When's dogface coming back?
dogface by she-ra November 4, 2003
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fauxstalgia by scotte61 December 16, 2010
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The recent boom in consumer spending on entertainment and experiences with a high demand running up the cost of enjoying of those experiences.
I’m trying to go to this Taylor Swift concert but the funflation has made it so impossible for me to afford tickets.
funflation by Dfree523 November 17, 2023
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Take the big pirogue, I saw a huge swamp dog out there earlier.
swamp dog by Crystal Ambrose May 22, 2006
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Throat Sweats 

The feeling and build up in your mouth/throat of saliva that sometimes accompanies nausea.
Oh man those burritos gave me the throat sweats, I hope I don’t have food poisoning.
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