don’t did

don’t do something you’ve already done

“i texted my ex while i was drunk last night 💀”
“MF DON’T DID!!”

by urmuthrsluvr July 17, 2021

Don’t Diddle December

For when you failed no nut November

John: I failed NNN so now I’m doing Don’t Diddle December

by Watson my dear December 2, 2019

Don't Diddle December

Redemption for people who failed No Nut November. Same rules just for whole December.

Bruv you passed NNN?
No, I'm gonna try again during Don't Diddle December

by Jace333 December 1, 2018

Nope don’t remember didn’t happen

When the person you had a bonding moment with isn’t ready to accept they have feelings for you so they deny you cradling them in your arms.

“We had a bonding moment! I CRADLED YOU IN MY ARMS!” “nope don’t remember didn’t happen”

by dontneedtoknowthat June 27, 2018

Bo, you don't know diddley!

This is a catch phrase that originated in a TV ad in the late Eighties that featured super athlete extraordinaire Bo Jackson and rock'n'roll pioneer Bo Diddley (he's notorious for his famous box-shaped electric guitar). Basically, the term means that somebody doesn't know doodly squat.

The narrator says:
Bo knows football.
Bo knows baseball.
Bo knows weightlifting.
***********************
In the meantime, Bo Diddley cranks out the notes on his guitar.
Then he says:
Bo, you don't know diddley!

by I Saw U2 Live Twice October 2, 2007

Don't care + didn't ask

This sentence is used when someone/somebody gives you useless information

You: *Seriously talking about the project and the answers*
Partner: Hey, did you know that Bryan has a girlfriend
You (POV): dosn't know who the fuck is Brian
You: Don't care + didn't ask
Partner: *Gasp

by Your non-existing friend April 25, 2022

Don't Care + Didn't Ask

A roast you use when you are not interested or not want to hear about something. It's also a comeback to insults or negative things people ask.

Bully: You're ugly and I hate you. You're such a dickhead and you probably don't have any friends
Me: Don't Care + Didn't Ask + You're Gay
Bully: *walks away*

by yomom123_44 February 15, 2024