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don't die 

a fun phrase used when a friend is sneezing/coughing up a storm or is just in a general state of mild sickness.

although it may be used in place of "I hope you feel better" or "I'm sorry you're sick", it functions more properly as "get better soon because your sickness is grossing me out"
Friend A: *sneezes 10 times in a row*
Friend B: "Don't die."
Friend A: "I'll do my best."
Friend B: "Good. I don't want your death on my hands. I'm too lazy to take you to the hospital."
don't die by Dr. Sassafrass April 13, 2010
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don't die 

Kat's copyrighted line. Belongs to Kat and Kat only. Not for Rita.
"don't die"
"that's Kat's line!"
don't die by Katspersky September 17, 2020

Don't Die December 

Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids
Emo kid 1: I want to fucking die
Emo kid 2: But it's Don't die December dude, wait until January
Emo kid 1: What the hell is that
Emo kids 2: it's kinda like No Nut November, we can't do something during that month
Emo kid 1: So Don't Die December is No Nut November but for emo kids?
Emo kid 2: Yeah
Emo kid 1: Looks like I'm about to fail on the first day
Don't Die December by DingDong1000 November 9, 2019

Don’t die December 

The December of 2020 where you try not to die
Jeff: have you heard of ddd
John: you mean destroy dick December?
Jeff: no I mean don’t die December where you dont die. Or try it
John: *fucking dies and looses*

Don't die December 

An event that obliges you to beat Minecraft in Hardcore.
Person 1: Hey, it's December, wanna try Don't die December?
Person 2: Hell yeah man, I'm boutta' log on.
Don't die December by Harvek December 1, 2020

Don't Die December 

Well as the name says, you're not allowed to die for the whole month.
No deaths are allowed on Don't Die December
Person 1: I wanna die
Person 2: You can't, it's Don't Die December

Don't Die December 

As the name implies you are not allowed to die in December.

No killing, no illness, no suicide, NO DEATH
Person 1: I would really like to kill someone
Person 2: You can't kill anyone this month, it's Don't Die December

Person 1: I wanna die
Person 2: Don't you remember that it's Don't Die December, you're not allowed to die this month
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