5 definitions by Guy Who Laughs At Fatties

Lindsay Lohan

Liam: Hey Charles, who is a fat lesbian shit?
Charles: Lindsay Lohan.

One who engages the practice of licking someone else's arse.

Jack is an arse licker, because he licks peoples arses.

A bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone.

Liam: Which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone?
Charles: Dolmio.
Liam: Yes, indeed.

A bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone.

Liam: Which bolognese sauce which when advertised features the now deceased mafia boss, Don Vito Corleone?
Charles: Dolmio.
Liam: Yes, indeed.

A short, fat, wrinkly shit, who is generally fuck ugly.

Liam: You are a rumple fugly.
Charles: What, because I am a short, fat, wrinkly shit, and I am generally fuck ugly?
Liam: Yes, indeed.