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"Last night I caught Callum having a doice at the computer!"

"Bro, Theo doiced into my sock!"

"Work was stressful, so I had a quick doice..."
Doice by jamie stroud M.D. August 19, 2009
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anything and everything, but nothing at all. the pokemon 'ditto' is the perfect example.
Person 1: yo lets go get some doice
Person 2: id love to go get some food!

or

Person 1: sinbad lets get the doice outta here
Person 2: ayurp cookies my dude
doice by the doiceman August 7, 2010
Doice is a word derived from the root (dope) and dice, where dice is derived from the alternate pronunciation of dece, as in "decent".
Yesterday, I was doice chillin' in the Northern D.
Doice by Northern Doice January 20, 2008

Dice Goblin 

A Dice Goblin is the little voice inside your heart which craves the purchase of new dice, sets, singles, it does not metter to the Dice Goblin, as long as they are new and shiny.
Oh man, did you see the new set by X company?
-SHHHH!... you will waken the Dice Goblin.
Dice Goblin by The Goom January 31, 2020
Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)
ass dice really put the 'crap' back in 'craps'!
ass dice by squiggular September 13, 2020
the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out
Doider is easily one of the worst red things
doider by nick 2rani November 16, 2021
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