Doice

Expression Maori Rugby players make towards each other.
Said with effort to make deep and loud.

Hone: "Hows it Wiremu"
Wiremu: "Doice G"

by Finesir January 27, 2015

Doice

To masturbate
Ejaculate

"Last night I caught Callum having a doice at the computer!"

"Bro, Theo doiced into my sock!"

"Work was stressful, so I had a quick doice..."

by jamie stroud M.D. August 19, 2009

doice

anything and everything, but nothing at all. the pokemon 'ditto' is the perfect example.

Person 1: yo lets go get some doice
Person 2: id love to go get some food!

or

Person 1: sinbad lets get the doice outta here
Person 2: ayurp cookies my dude

by the doiceman August 7, 2010

Doice

Doice is a word derived from the root (dope) and dice, where dice is derived from the alternate pronunciation of dece, as in "decent".

Yesterday, I was doice chillin' in the Northern D.

by Northern Doice January 20, 2008

Dice Goblin

A Dice Goblin is the little voice inside your heart which craves the purchase of new dice, sets, singles, it does not metter to the Dice Goblin, as long as they are new and shiny.

Oh man, did you see the new set by X company?
-SHHHH!... you will waken the Dice Goblin.

by The Goom January 31, 2020

ass dice

Dice that have been shoved inside or near an asshole. Shoving dice in your ass is a classic method of 'winning' board games even if you don't technically win. Pair with finger foods during game night with your least favorite friends :)

ass dice really put the 'crap' back in 'craps'!

by squiggular September 13, 2020

doider

the noise that the ketchup bottle makes when the pre-cum ketchup squirts out

Doider is easily one of the worst red things

by nick 2rani November 16, 2021