dohnkeh 

a man who sneaks under you and punches your balls

plural: dohnkehs

"those fucking dohnkehs got me yesterday! now i'll never lose my virginity!"

dohnkeh by monkeyischonkey March 27, 2024

Donkeh 

when you say donkey in the most Scottish ascent you have. or you are doing a impression of Shrek which is more likely

Dude1: say Donkeh

Dude2: ok DOOOOOOONKEHHHHH!!!!!!!

Donkeh by a very concerned individual September 19, 2019

Donkeh 

Get out of my fucking swamp, Donkeh

Shrek and Donkeh are a dynamic duo

Donkeh by Living meme fangirl queen January 20, 2019

DONKEH KONG 

Internet slang for donkey kong

Donkeh kong is teh pwnage.

DONKEH KONG by CHADONKEHKONG May 6, 2006

Donkehing 

When you devote your life to shrek and call all of your friends DONKEH!!!.

Also when you stick a carrot up your ass and say shrek while masturbating.

Donkeh!! I donkehed hard last night. Then i caught my brother Donkehing.

Donkehing by IAmToxix October 9, 2018

Donkeh 

1. A prayer term often spoken to the green ogrelord Shrek. Best hollered in an insanely thick Scottish accent while holding an offering of onions.
2. A term used to shut up friends loudly singing at inconvenient times.

1. "Thou shalt order extra onions, now and for ever. DONKEH!"
2. *loudly singing "Killing in the Name" at 2am* DONKEH!!

Donkeh by Thatdarnmeowth March 24, 2024