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Dogmatically Retarded 

An insult meant for someone who would lay down their opinion as absolute fact despite being intellectually dishonest. Typically once their claim has been addressed, instead of engaging with the point, they will quickly blurt out something off the top of their head that usually will yet again be dishonest.
Jess has bad takes, he is dogmatically retarded.

Dramatically Correct

1. When plot points in a story arc are all connected in a way that makes sense.

2. When a character acts consistently throughout the duration of a story.

3. When elements of a film/TV show fit seamlessly with the situation (See. Apocalypse Now helicopters, Torture scene in Reservoir Dogs)

Also Dramatically Incorrect, where everything is the opposite (See. Most of the music bits in Watchmen).
Pretty much any M. Night Shyamalan is NOT dramatically correct.

'You can't just put that twist there, it's not dramatically correct'

'Just finished my script, better check it for dramatical correctness'

'Man, that film was SOOOO dramatically correct I would want ever my worse enemy to see it'
Dramatically Correct by thebillyj September 5, 2012

dramatically hipster

When one denies being hipster but in reality is the most hipster person you know.
"Did you see Candi last week in those shorts? She is flawless for sure, but is dramatically hipster!"