doghoe 

Dog-hoe. It's as simple as it sounds. It's Dog and Hoe.

Preferably hoe as a garden tool, and not as in a skank or ignorant woman

"That's a pretty cute doghoe you got there!"

doghoe by Fish is daddy May 21, 2018

Doghead 

The annual St. Patrick's Day party at Colby College. Traditionally celebrated on the Saturday closest to St. Patrick's Day, students wake up at 4 am to drink green beer and other alcoholic beverages with their friends. Swallowing a live goldfish is also part of the tradition for some people. When the event was jeopardized by local police and school administrators in 2004, students rioted, causing over $20,000 in damage.

I'm so excited to drink for 24 hours straight on Doghead...I just hope I don't get written up by security.

Doghead by colbycaitlin March 18, 2007

Doghead 

A Colby College event that celebrates St. Patrick's Day on the closest Friday/Saturday to the holiday. Students start drinking in the evening Friday and stay up all night (while drinking like champs) then watch the sunrise (drunk) and attend a special breakfast (even drunker). The drinking lasts for at least 24 hours and students wear green, drink green, and vomit green goldfish.

Viva La Colby

I have NO memory of this year's doghead! Lost my ID, phone, and my dignity at Colby College...

Doghead by TheStagMule March 27, 2011

doghouse roses 

When you've fucked up and pissed of your wife/girlfriend or whomever, you go buy some expensive roses, shower, shave, and put on a clean shirt, and show up at the offended party's house or apt., with the appropriate hangdog expression and present her with said roses, and ask forgiveness, and try to convincingly promise never to do it again. If you're lucky and she's sweeter than your dogass deserves, she'll accept the roses, invite you in, and you'll have hot makeup sex. From a collection of short stories of the same name by musician Steve Earle.

Wife's sister: "You stupid piece of shit, you've really pissed her off this time. If she kicks your sorry ass out, you richly deserve it!
You: "I know, I know. Do you think she'll accept this expensive bottle of wine and bouquet of doghouse roses?
Wife's sister: "I wouldn't but she might."

doghouse roses by lexiphanic February 20, 2010

doghopper 

Carny and porno slang for a man or woman who is a novice-- ala Grasshopper on the 1970's TV show "Kung-Fu"-- but with a puppy dog like aura.

"That dude is a true rookie in the business-- a real doghopper."

doghopper by D.B. Doghouse November 20, 2006

In The Doghouse 

Somewhere you don't want to be. When one's partner is displeased with them for one or more reasons (with the exception of women who can be pissed off with a man for no reason whatsoever).

I was in the doghouse yesterday for getting home late after work and missing the meal my wife made for us, so I bought her some flowers this morning.

In The Doghouse by Silver Snake December 15, 2008

doghead 

The annual st. patrick's celebration at Colby College. Students wake up and drink in the early hours of the morning. Some have even been known to eat goldfish.

"i don't want to wake up at 4am and drink on doghead"

doghead by oyvey December 15, 2008