dog wash 

when having "doggie" style sex with someone pull out and grab a testicle and attempt to shove it into her anus...ever try keeping a dog into the bathtub...it doesnt work

So I was doing this bitch from the back right and all of a sudden I grabbed a nut and tried to shove it in her ass...i dog washed that bitch

dog wash by Ithitar May 22, 2006

Dog Wash 

While you in the shower and hitting it from the back(doggy), your partner turns the shower head on jet and sprays your asshole with it.

"I came so hard the other day when my girl and I did a dog wash, and my ass has never felt cleaner."

Dog Wash by Bamafisher522 October 27, 2023

Wash my dog

A long soothing blowjob.

Darling that meal was delicious. Now come on, wash my dog.

Wash my dog by Tom Mallen December 19, 2006

wash the dog 

a lesbian golden shower

wash the dog: I was SHOCKED when I walked in on Elizabeth and Brianne washing the dog...

wash the dog by AS from Toronto September 10, 2008

Wash the Dog 

Secret code for masturbation.

"What are you going to do tonight?"
"Uh, you know... I'm gonna go Wash the Dog."

Wash the Dog by DrDirtea September 6, 2016

Wash my dog

The act of doing/snorting cocaine. A clever way to hide it from a large crowd but also keep humor high.

“ Hey you guys, wanna go wash your dog?”

“Hey Chris where have you been?” “Sorry I was in the bathroom, I had to wash my dog”

Wash my dog by P.L.S January 31, 2019

Wash the dog 

What you do when there has been a family row and you slip away.

My sister and husband were having a rough time so I slipped away to wash the dog.

Wash the dog by Mad Dan (Leicester) March 21, 2020