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Mississippi dog slap

The action of taking a wet animal hide and hitting someone in the head with it.
Jimmy if you don't shape up you's getting a mississippi dog slap!
Mississippi dog slap by BoDizzler February 4, 2010

slap dog 

Dirty dirty girl ie local spunk bucket happily suck your bobby after its been up her arse.
Have you been with that slap dog? She would give you galloping knob rot.
slap dog by Baby Ange October 12, 2004

slap the dog 

VERB: to masterbate or to play with your reproductive organs
i didnt get enough @$$ last nite, so i had to slap the dog
slap the dog by nik April 30, 2004

slap the dog 

VerB: to throw in the towel, give up, or quit
yo, after i hit the bitch fo' times, i slapped the dog!
slap the dog by Vinny Fata March 6, 2004

dog slapping

The act of slapping a canine as an act of dicipline or dominace
"He went dog slapping... but hes dog slapping a pack of wolves?"
"You idiot, quit dog slapping!"
dog slapping by onewingedblackbird November 5, 2022

dog slapper 

Not what you think. That guy next to me at james coney island is slappin that dog down.
c-h-r-i-s thats bad....
look at that dog slapper never seen a hotdog abused before.
dog slapper by paranova January 2, 2018
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trucker's tan 

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.
I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.
Word of the Day on October 5, 2026
The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys
Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!
kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025
Word of the Day on October 4, 2026
British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.
According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.
Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023
Word of the Day on October 3, 2026

Pee Calculus

When you have to pee in a movie but don’t want to miss anything, and must do the following mental equation: will the amount I have to pee cause enough discomfort to diminish my attention capacity for the remainder of the movie to an extent which is greater than the amount of the movie I would miss by making a mad dash to the restroom.
I saw Satantango last night, wonderful film but by the 5th hour I had to start doing pee calculus.
Pee Calculus by anorlondo October 1, 2026
Word of the Day on October 2, 2026
Literally "dirty" pronounced with a West Indian accent. Can also have a positive connotation, for example Sean Paul's album title "Dutty Rock".
"The girl is pretty but she corrupt and dutty!"

or, in a positive usage:

"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
Dutty by J Hall April 3, 2003
Word of the Day on October 1, 2026
korean word for madam, older woman
Ajumma wait a moment
Ajumma by aintnotinbutnice July 5, 2009
Word of the Day on September 30, 2026
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