Dog Friend

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A friend who exists to make everyone happy, they may shit on your floor, but you still over them

Friend 1: have you met example?

Friend 2: yeah he's our dog friend!
Friend1: yeah, but he has beef with jaquavyontavious.
Friend 2: every dog shits on the floor

Dog Friend by kai~kun August 25, 2020

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Dog friend

A bad friend, typically a backstabber or a snitch.

Norman/Alex/Boris/K______ K_______, u a dog friend fo breaking Pranvas nose.

Dog friend by rs09 February 18, 2024

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Scary dog friend

Basically a friend that is scary to others outside of the friend group, the person is usually alt and they have the same effect on strangers as walking with a Rottweiler

Alex is my scary dog friend, when I want to walk alone at night I call them

A.J. Scares off creeps, he's totally a scary dog friend

Scary dog friend by Jupiterianperfection May 6, 2021

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Dog Friends

Friend's who sleep with their dog in the bed. When they get down to some lovin' the dog licks the blokes ball bag.

I saw the Dog Friends last week.

Dog Friends by Jayne M January 22, 2008

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Homie-G-Dog-Fried-Pot-Pan-Skillet

HOMIE-Meaning a good (straight-tha-fuck-up) friend, homeboy/girl etc...-GDOG- The name of a dog/friend mostly a guy friend(sometimes girlfriend etc...- FRIED- Permafried, something fried etc...-POT- Stainless steel bowl, Marijuana, green, etc...-PAN- Stainless steel plate, etc... -SKILLET- Something you cook on...

WHATS UP HOMIE-G-DOG-FRIED-POT-PAN-SKILLET!

Homie-G-Dog-Fried-Pot-Pan-Skillet by KaReBeAr49 August 18, 2018

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dog friendly apartment

Smells like shit because the owner locks it in the apartment all the time while the dog barks day and night.

dog friendly apartment: knock on door. " Hi I'm your neighbor it is 2:00 am can you please silence your barking dog" while thinking Christ I'm going to upchuck from the stench.

dog friendly apartment by buckeyeoh November 15, 2017

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Friedrich Dog

FREE-drick dawg -noun

A way to describe a massive penis on a guy with an otherwise normal physique.

*skinny kid grabs his mass of a package*

Guy: "Holy shit! Now that's a friedrich dog!"

Friedrich Dog by frizzyfree February 10, 2010

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square grouper

Nickname given to bales of marijuana thrown overboard or out of airplanes. Origin is reportedly from members of the US Coast Guard in the area of Southern Florida.

"Base we've got some square groupers floating outside of Miami harbor."

square grouper by slipsheet November 6, 2004

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Bunhead

A girl who does ballet and only talks about ballet. Her schedule is filled with dance classes which does not allow her to do any other activity.

"Hey, do you know that girl Sally?"

"Yeah, she's kind of annoying. All she ever talks about it ballet."

"Wow, what a Bunhead."

"Hey Sally, you want to hang out this weekend?"
"I can't, I have dance."
"You're such a Bunhead."

"Yeah... I know."

Bunhead by Jen00 October 24, 2014

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trucker's tan

A sunburn or suntan focused on the left arm. It is caused by the left side of the body being the only half that gets exposed to sunlight while driving. Presumably, it would be located on the right side of the body in countries where they drive on the left side of the road.

I had a trucker's tan after driving for 10 straight hours on a sunny day.

trucker's tan by population361 May 30, 2006

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kidulting

The phenomenon where adults salivate at children's toys

Every time I walk into the toy aisle, I catch myself kidulting over the latest action figures and LEGO sets!

kidulting by Emotional Cruiser October 12, 2025

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Boffin

British slang for a scientist or technical expert, esp . when the speaker is not certain of the expert’s specific field of study. Not necessarily derogatory, but typically used by persons without a technical background. In the US, the equivalent would be “egghead”, “squint”, or “geek.”

Origin of the word is unknown. Started sometime in World War 2. Given the typical evolution of British slang, could easily have started because what these experts did was confusing or “baffling” to the common person.

According to the boffins downstairs, the murderer used a serrated blade.

Boffin by Agnon February 11, 2023

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