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Dolinski Syndrome 

A very strange phenomenon has recently been observed in patients whom have been diagnosed with having both N.P.D. and Tourette Syndrome. In rare cases, these two diseases have spontaneously fused with one another to form a deadly super-disease known as Dolinski Syndrome.

Symptoms of DS include:

-cold shallow eyes
-paper thin smile
-callous obnoxious laughter
-repeatedly inappropriate behavior

-lacking sincere emotional connection
-underestimating the value of friendship
-grossly misunderstanding the meaning of love
"Dolinski Syndrome has no cure. Although it is not contagious, DS is a very serious form of mental illness and there is a real danger for those closest to the afflicted. A full and immediate quarantine is strongly recommended."
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Dominski 

A name associated with one who is sarcastic, appears cold and distant, but is simultaneously open to a real life tragic love story.
You're getting all dominski on me with that stuff, man.
Dominski by Faye68 March 30, 2010

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
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funiosity 

The art of being peculiar, but in an amusing fashion.
"Wow, look at that dog running on three legs"
- "Yeah, that sure is a funiosity"
funiosity by Supersonic Stevie November 23, 2007
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A toe rag was originally a foot wrapping used, since mediaeval times up until the mid-nineteenth century, to protect the foot from chafing by boots or shoes. As these were, quite literally, rags they weren’t usually washed, and so with use they became very smelly until they were thrown away. Because of the similarity in smell, toe rag also became the name applied to dried, salted cod or other things with a strong, unpleasant, fishy smell. It didn’t take that long before the name was applied to someone who was an obnoxious, unpleasant OIC.
1 “Socks! Those aren’t socks you smelly git, they’re toe rags!”
2 “What have you been cooking? Smells like toe rag!”
3 “I can smell ‘er fanny from ‘ere, proper toe rag.”
4 That Heale Malcolm is a right toe rag.
Toe Rag by AKACroatalin November 29, 2016
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Eternity leave 

When some resigns or retires from a job, they are on "eternity leave". This can also refer to someone who has passed away, especially someone who worked somewhere for a long time, retired/resigned, then passed away later.
Oh I'm sorry, you didn't know that Kelly is on eternity leave? She resigned and moved to Hawaii!

With regrets I would like to inform you that my boss is officially on eternity leave. I will never see or hear them again. Ever.
Eternity leave by LingDanc803 February 7, 2023
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