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a person who does things a doctor does, but like way better
Woww you sound so doctory (insert hear eyes)
Doctory by Mad Swami December 16, 2018
a word I used in a convo but my friend made fun of me and told me it’s not a real word
“Doctory is not a word bitch
A word that my friend said that is wasn’t a word and bullied me. sob

ITS A REAL WORD.
Me: “I want to be a pa so I can be involved with doctory stuff”
Friend: “Doctory isn’t a word bitch”.

ship's doctor syndrome 

This describes a medical provider who cannot find land employment due to incompetence, personality or addiction, so they must seek work in a less desirable location in shipping or remote prisons.
The pill popping doctor working in a Mississippi prison is suffering from ship's doctor syndrome.

like a doctor 

Made popular by comedian Joey ''Coco'' Diaz. It's a step above like a boss. When you have total disregard for rules and SOP and just do whatever the fuck you want. A doctor could drive in oncoming traffic because they have to get to surgery, without reprocussions.
the carpool lane is for two or more people only but I used it the whole way to Seattle, like a doctor.
like a doctor by Mcgwicko January 1, 2017

Doctor Windbag 

A pompous, self-aggrandizing, egotistical blowhard, who happens to have achieved a doctoral degree in something.
Doctor Windbag will be there, so you may want to find yourself a convenient scheduling conflict.
Doctor Windbag by Dr Bunnygirl April 19, 2018