dockastrophy 

Boat docking catastrophe. Typically alcohol related failure of all and any skills relating to docking a boat. Most injuries related to captain pride. Reckless blame typicaly follows the epic fail of skill. Laughter and sarcasm typically spreads to all watching.

The dockastrophy only hurt his pride, the boat was fine.

dockastrophy by Dak words September 17, 2018

dicktastrophy 

When you have sex so many times that your dick forgets to get erect while in the process of sexual intercourse, thus making it a dicktastrophy.

Defaced: Put it in!!
Danzak: I can't...I think I'm having a dicktastrophy.

dicktastrophy by DamsBest February 3, 2017