2 definitions by DamsBest

A person who has enough cash on him to buy anything at anytime. He is a BALR
Person: Gaz when did you get that laferrari ?
Gaz: I bought it on the way here

Person : What a BALR!
by DamsBest February 3, 2017
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When you have sex so many times that your dick forgets to get erect while in the process of sexual intercourse, thus making it a dicktastrophy.
Defaced: Put it in!!
Danzak: I can't...I think I'm having a dicktastrophy.
by DamsBest February 3, 2017
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