ditchva

a diva bitch; one who is picky, and has high standards, and will be a total bitch to get what he/she wants.

"Omg. Chanel insisted that we buy Corona instead of Natty Ice. She was being such a ditchva."

by Faye Allister January 8, 2008

ditchman

A wingman who provides you an excuse to ditch a date, usually by calling or texting at a prearranged time. The recipient of the call or text can choose whether to use the ditchman as an excuse or not, depending on how the date is going.

Did you hear about that asshole in Austin who's suing a girl for texting in a movie he took her to? I guarantee that was her ditchman texting because he was a creep.

by AdmiralPercy May 19, 2017

dull as ditchwater

very boring, or miserable.

old english phrase dating back to the 1700s, which plays on the double meaning of dull (boring/opaque).

modern english and american english also uses the phrase "dull as dishwater", probably evolved through mispronounciation and familiarity with the latter.

"andy has a new girlfriend but i can't understand why, she is as dull as ditchwater"

"wear the purple one, that black dress is dull as ditchwater"

by miss moo April 6, 2006

ditchbag

someone who says they will meet up and hang out, only to change there mind later on that day.

turtles a real ditchbag, he was gonna burn one and now hes just at home being a peice of shit.

by andthebrakesfailed October 20, 2009

Ditchappear

leaving a situation suddenly after already making an appearance.

guy 1- "oh great, another sausagefest. i'm about to Ditchappear."

guy 2-"dude, it's grampa's birthday."

guy 1-"peace."

by timpacalypse602 April 27, 2010

Ditchwater Surprise

A liquid, foul smelling shit usually a dark green color as a result of food poisoning. The odor is reminiscent of a piece of roadkill that was knocked off into a ditch full of dank, brackish, water.

"Don't go in there, I just left a ditchwater surprise behind, you don't want to smell that."

by Madman With A Cause July 27, 2016

ditchuation

When you get stood up. Ditched. Left to fend for yourself.

"Dude, where were you? I was waiting all day!"
"Haa, got you in a ditchuation."

by VeegeeC March 18, 2010