distribulent
distribulent by kathies January 17, 2009
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Distrupulent
The state in which one feels the urge to consciously perform spontaneous yet socially unacceptable, abhorrent, phallic actions with disregard to others, thus leaving one unfazed and said others inflicted with severe discomfort.
Young Boy: *picks up long typical long traditional Turkish jug that looks like a much larger version of an Aladdin Lamp*
*starts rubbing the jug/lamp up and down with incredibly suggestive facial expressions, gestures, and a few
noises*
"No way guys a genie is going to come out of the lamp!"
Slightly Older Boy: "No no no, some other stuffs gonna come out too!" *wink wink*
Group Of Teenage Girls: "Oh my golly goose how distrupulent of you two!!! You guys are so out of pocket, especially
considering one of you is 6 or 7 and the other is 11 or 12!?!?!"
*starts rubbing the jug/lamp up and down with incredibly suggestive facial expressions, gestures, and a few
noises*
"No way guys a genie is going to come out of the lamp!"
Slightly Older Boy: "No no no, some other stuffs gonna come out too!" *wink wink*
Group Of Teenage Girls: "Oh my golly goose how distrupulent of you two!!! You guys are so out of pocket, especially
considering one of you is 6 or 7 and the other is 11 or 12!?!?!"
Distrupulent by meow meow meow meow meow July 11, 2023
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