distrastrophe

Bigger than a disaster larger in scale than a catastrophe

Dude, your in jail... What a distrastrophe.

by Symrise March 22, 2008

disastrophe

A combination of the words 'disaster' and 'catastrophe' indicating a very serious and very tragic event. A tragedy of epic proportions.

The flood was a disastrophe for that region of the United States.

by Bob_Lob_law September 10, 2010

disastrophe

A really, really bad problem. Worse than a disaster, worse than a catastrophe.

Did you see how he screwed up the presentation? It was a disastrophe!

by Rick Rodrick September 24, 2003

Disastrophe

A combination of disaster and catastrophe taking place, usually in the workplace and sometimes involving doughnuts

Guy: I can't believe he ratted us out to the client for blowing off the meeting to go for doughnuts...

Girl: What a disastrophe!!

by AndyHay. March 10, 2010

disastrophe

A situation or event which scores, in severity, between disaster and catastrophe on the problem scale.

When Maddy realised, after a night of crying about her latest failed relationship, that she had an important Physics test the following day, she declared the situation a disastrophe, and continued sobbing.

by gangstayo December 29, 2009

destrastrophe

A catastrophe that occurs when a celebrity enters the room or a catastrophe on a much larger scale

When she saw him sit at the bar, it set off a destrastrophe that caused her to drop a case of prosecco, which the waiter tripped over, causing him to launch several entrees in to the air, landing all over the bistro.

by Billy Destro April 11, 2011

disastrophe

a cross between a disaster & a catastrophe. The ultimate wreck!

Don't come in! My place is a total disastrophe! Or that drunk chick is a mess! She's a disastrophe waiting to happen!

by chocolate chick76 October 30, 2009