disesperated 

A woman, typically a housewife or older woman, who wants sex so badly that she becomes disesperated and will fuck internet losers.

Pornhub: Are you tired of masturbating? Fuck disesperated housewives instead!
Guy in mum's basement: Sounds good...

disesperated by Stanley O’Tools March 23, 2024

dissasperated

a cross inbetween dissapeard and dissintigrated

Bob: "where did kate go"
larry: "she just dissasperated in thin air"

dissasperated by Tyler Edwardsen April 14, 2008

dirseperated 

To disapear through seperation.

Ma': Look Cletus, little green men!
Cletus:...They gone done and dirseperated..
Pa': Fetch me my shotgun!

dirseperated by TwistedFigure April 16, 2005

Desperated 

Calling someone this means that they are cool and have like fricken infinite rizz.

Tanner is "desperated"

Desperated by Tanner! ;) February 14, 2023