Distard
An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage
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Distard
pronounced - Diz tard
People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause
People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause
steve: wow this guy is sitting in the middle of the walkway with 5 strollers and having the shit kicked out of him by midgets
Bob: what a Distard
Bob: what a Distard
Distard by Lord Muffin King III 8D November 13, 2009
dick dastardly
The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine
Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!
dick dastardly by Jammers August 30, 2005
diptard
diptard by freeeeloader June 11, 2005
Discarda
An angry-sounding grime MC from East London. He has ties with Roll Deep. He is well-known for his loud voice when MCing and his half psycho, half comedy lyrics. He first started MCing aged 11 and gained notoriety during the early 2000s. After a hiatus he returned around 2010 and has released a free mixtape.
"Discarda's out, I'll bang your father out, RUDEBOYYY"
"Let's make a long story short, Discarda's about, you're gonna get slaughtered"
"Rhyme on rhyme on, you ain't on the level that I'm on"
"Let's make a long story short, Discarda's about, you're gonna get slaughtered"
"Rhyme on rhyme on, you ain't on the level that I'm on"
Discarda by frozenhysterical August 25, 2011
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