Distard

An obsesive Disney fan who will cry, bitch, moan, complain, etc. if someone says Disney sucks. A Distard is like a combanation of a twitard and a Teenyboper. They are extremly anoying and will use it to their advantage

Distard: NICK JONAS IS HAWT.

Normal Person: How is he hot, he can't sing, act, dance, etc.

Distard: WELL DISNEY IS LIKE SUPER KOOL!

Normal Person: uggghhhh!!

by Zero94 October 6, 2010

Distard

pronounced - Diz tard

People who aimlessy wander around Disney parks with no purpose but to block others and agrivate people with a cause

steve: wow this guy is sitting in the middle of the walkway with 5 strollers and having the shit kicked out of him by midgets

Bob: what a Distard

by Lord Muffin King III 8D November 13, 2009

distard

A discord user than has severe mental retardation.

Some guy joined my voice channel and started talking about the political and economic state of the world. He's such a distard.

by Hizu June 2, 2022

dick dastardly

The fictional character from Wacky Races who always loses. He continuously tries to set traps for other racers which do not work. Perhaps stupidly, whenever he gets ahead in a race he attempts to set a trap for the other racers rather than keeping on going and winning outright. Has a dog minion called Muttley. Drives the Mean Machine

Ehehehehe! Now I will put this long cheesewire between these trees so that whoever gets through is sliced in half! Eheheheh! Oh no! Prof. Pat Pending is blowing it away with another crazy invention! He's blown me into the air! ARGH! MUTTLEY!!! DO SOMETHING!!!

by Jammers August 30, 2005

dietard

Someone who talks on Alliance chat and is constantly ignored.

Dietard: Anyone want to get a group going?
Dietard: Anyone want to got to TOI?
Dietard: Should I +5 my Evil Spirits?
Dietard: WTB +4 Evil Spirits
Dietard: Hey Guys
Dietard: Whats up?
Dietard: Anyone here?
Dietard: Anyone got a group going?
Dietard: WTS B Crystals
Dietard: Hello?

by BKs April 5, 2005

diptard

noun. dipshit + retard. synonym of fucktard.

You diptard! That was the last cupcake you just ate!

by freeeeloader June 11, 2005

Discarda

An angry-sounding grime MC from East London. He has ties with Roll Deep. He is well-known for his loud voice when MCing and his half psycho, half comedy lyrics. He first started MCing aged 11 and gained notoriety during the early 2000s. After a hiatus he returned around 2010 and has released a free mixtape.

"Discarda's out, I'll bang your father out, RUDEBOYYY"

"Let's make a long story short, Discarda's about, you're gonna get slaughtered"

"Rhyme on rhyme on, you ain't on the level that I'm on"

by frozenhysterical August 25, 2011