A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama
fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the
kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny
said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny
said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my
Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your
dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a
big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"