dimtard
dimtard by PlayDohMan June 11, 2006
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dimtard
A democrat; especially a liberal democrat or one lacking common sense. Dimtard is a modified and unhyphenated form of "Dem-tard", (democrat-retard). Usage is similar to Lib-tard (liberal retard).
dimtard by Lyle Canterbury December 30, 2018
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dimtard • diptard • dumtard • Demtard • dietard • Distard • _diotards mutuals • _diotard‘s mutuals • Dictard • Diftard
Demtard
Most members of the Democratic Party.
Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.
Any individual that subscribes to the politically correct prattle of the Democratic Party, without question.
A teacher in Elmira, New York asked her 6th grade class how many of them were Obama fans.
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"
Not really knowing what an Obama fan is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the kids raised their hands except for Little Johnny.
The teacher asked Little Johnny why he has decided to be different...again.
Little Johnny said, "Because I'm not a Demtard."
The teacher asked, "Why aren't you an Obama fan?"
Johnny said, "Because I'm a Republican."
The teacher asked him why he's a Republican.
Little Johnny answered, "Well, my Mom's a Republican and my Dad's a Republican can, so I'm a Republican."
Annoyed by this answer, the teacher asked, "If your mom was a moron and your dad was an idiot, what would that make you?"
With a big smile, Little Johnny replied, "That would make me a Demtard"
Demtard
A political activist that self describes as being a victim, or of being oppressed and afflicted by the belies of others. Someone that refuses to open their mind to simple facts and truths. A person that believes everyone is free to think as they choose as long as it is the same as they think. A person that can magically change form and or gender at will. A true definition of privilege. An ideal that rejects any and all traditional value.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.
Example: Because they were Demtarded, they could exempt themselves from anything at anytime they chose regardless of truth, fact, or anything they had said or done in the past.
diptard
diptard by freeeeloader June 11, 2005
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