Dist

To visit someone using social distance guidelines

I’m going on a dist to see my friend Tess.

by StephyLyn June 12, 2020

Dist

Someone that isn't even worthy of being called something that exists. Also can be used to call someone a loner. Not to be mistaken as 'Dissed'.

Spammer: "Make a wish, post this to 10 things, and look at ur hand lol."
Person: "Dumbass."
Person 2: "He's not even a dumbass. That's to kind. he just a dist."

by Darkneo449 February 20, 2011

dist

To distance oneself from another person, or situation. Pronounced the same as the past tense of diss.

I'm gonna dist myself from making a quote.

by Jacob May 3, 2004

Dist

"distance", abbreviated. much better usage in the sentence "way off in the dist". without the way off, it's basically...way off.

proper usage:
"yo bro hit me up"
"naw man my piece is way off in the dist"
or
"dude what's the matter with your results? this data is way off in the dist"

improper usage:
"the dist of the hypotenuse is 5"
"keep your dist!"
"smoke in the dist"

by MamaJuski July 16, 2008

Dist

DIST - the act of dusting with a feather duster inserted in one's anus. Origin is a combination of FIST and DUST.

To the horror of the other patrons, John stuck a feather duster up his ass and began to DIST the countertop. "Oh my", he remarked "I thought you said social DISTING required"

by Rentalfloss February 14, 2022

Dist

Slang for Sadist

I swear, Kiley is such a Dist

A dist?

Yeah! A Sadist!

by For no reason at all, can I ha February 4, 2023

dist-Urban Dictionary

The part of the Urban Dictionary that after reading makes you feel icky or otherwise disturbed.

I felt like I needed a showerd after reading the definitions for "Cleveland Steamer", "Cincinnati Bowtie" and "Alabama Hot Pocket" in the dist-Urban Dictionary.

by Drayuh February 16, 2009