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dispunctional 

Dispunctional describes someone one who is congenitally incapable of being on time or punctual. Used to describe, for example, someone who always arrives after a meeting has started. Also connection to disfunctional to describe the functional inability to be on time. First used around 1984
Fred must be dispunctional, he hasn't been on time for any meetings this year.
dispunctional by Martin Anderson January 25, 2006

Disputatious 

Fond of or causing heated arguments.
Me: Is disputatious

Everybody else in the room: Why us, why must we be done this way...

Dipulation

A manipulative tactic/method used in order to successfully lie claiming you only have the knowledge of what the truth is about the accusations of your actions (which in this case, the manipulator always claims the accusation is always false.) typically in a condescending manner, used to make the other feel smaller in terms of knowledge.
“Only I know I didn’t do that thing, but none of you will accept the truth no matter what I say”

My older brother always uses dipulation to get away with things he does to me.

dispution 

having a dispute over a possible grade for a business law midterm or an argument definition between two penguins
If I have a dispution for my grade, who do I talk to?
dispution by GOOwin February 28, 2009

dispunctional 

The opposite of "punctual" when "MUM" (see "Stunmum") is drunk.
Megan: "What's the opposite of punctual??"
MUM: "Dispunctional"
dispunctional by Yamum March 14, 2004

Dispation 

A state of stress in which extreme distress and anticipation are combined to produce a state of emotional train-wreckage and memory loss solely for the information being tested. Prolonged dispation causes periods of anterograde amnesia. May also be linked to post-exam blackout drinking.
They didn't print enough copies of the exam? This dispation is killing me - I won't even remember how to write my name by the time I get a test!
Dispation by so.hashtastic May 30, 2013