displomacy 

disˈplōməsē/

noun
1. the pursuit and/or belief in one's own skill of managing international relations, despite a simultaneously comical and utterly terrifying lack of qualifications or ability.

synonyms:

dealmaking, big time; beratesmanship, beratecraft

In an unpresidented act of displomacy, the President Elect started World War III by tweeting insults to the Chinese government.

displomacy by Dr. Wordchuck February 5, 2017

displomacy 

Actions by government officials that create diplomatic discord in order to disrupt foreign policy.

Exiting the Paris Climate Agreement was an act of blatant displomacy.

displomacy by SeekProof June 2, 2017

Displomacy 

Displomacy: tearing down and ruining relationships and negotiating with fear, threats, intimidation, and lies.

The Canadian Prime Minister was unaffected by the president-elect’s displomacy efforts.

Displomacy by Morencigirl January 9, 2025

Bowing Diplomacy 

A foreign policy that centers on a head of state bowing to other nations in order to get a better deal as their slave. Popularized by Donald Trump and the Republican party of the 21st century

Donald Trump initiated his doctrine of Bowing Diplomacy when he bowed to King Salman of Saudi Arabia.

Bowing Diplomacy by knunchunks August 29, 2018

big bird diplomacy 

When the US Head of State blatantly flips the big middle finger to his electorate by publicly kissing the ass of another fascist narcissist pig to avoid complete personal humiliation.

I kind of majored in big bird diplomacy in early grade school when I started getting my bromances on with the other extortionist bullies.

big bird diplomacy by Dr Bunnygirl July 16, 2018

Trans Fat Diplomacy 

This is when the USA uses its most valuable cultural treasures (fast food) to influence other countries politically.

The USA changing the name of French Fries to Freedom Fries until France support the invasion of Iraq is just Trans Fat Diplomacy.

MacDonalds pulling out of Russia because they invaded Ukraine is just another example of Trans Fat Diplomacy.

Trans Fat Diplomacy by Buckles the Ork May 16, 2022

Sleuth Diplomacy 

The act of shooting a possible hostile instead of using diplomatic reasoning to avoid conflict.

The Leader of the country used Sleuth Diplomacy to avoid confrontation with his foreign peers.

Sleuth Diplomacy by sloothofsloofs July 28, 2009