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discress (dis'krEss) - v. To take full advantage of one's discretion. To lay down the banstick.
You the moderator discresses that some shit like that should definately get the banstick.
by Ail November 01, 2005
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Aug 7 Word of the Day
A celebrity free pass is an agreement between you and your significant other that if you meet said celebrity and there is an opportunity to sleep with them, your partner cannot get mad at you for doing so because you had agreed before hand that this person was your celebrity free pass. It is ideal if both of you in the relationship choose a celebrity free pass so that the playing field is even.
Julia met Drake at a bar, and hooked up with him, knowing that her significant other could not be mad at her, because Drake was her celebrity free pass.
by gingerale011 March 25, 2011
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Decide you know what's best over what the intended recipient would do
Grandpa: split this change I've been saving between your two nephews

Me: it'll pretty much go to the parents so maybe I can just buy the babies something they'll like
Grandpa: no you can't discress over the funds like that because that's not the point of giving grandpa money!
by Grizwaldo November 28, 2018
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