disapaparate 

A slang term that means to disappear or to vanish from existence or place of being

Person 1: I want disapaparate right now.
Person 2: why?
Person 1: My parents are flirting in front of me.

Or

Person 1: I wanna disapaparate.
Person 2: why? What happened?
Person 1: I just fell on my face in front of my crush and 15 people. -insert weird crying-

disapaparate by Soap420 October 14, 2021

disapparate

A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.

Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!

disapparate by wraina January 8, 2012

disapparape 

To disapparate while grasping the hand of another, without first obtaining permission. Also referred to as nonconsensual disapparation.

I was never more horrified and scarred, as I was when Harry Potter disapparaped Hermione at the top of a cliff in the Deathly Hallows Part 1.

disapparape by theblur05 February 26, 2015

Disapparated 

It is what happens to a fart when released outside

Did you fart, yes but it would have disapparated by the time it got to you

Disapparated by Sungod September 16, 2016

Disavaporate 

A word combining disappear and evaporate. If you or someone was missing or gone from a situation or existence.

Where the hell were you Jimmy? You just disavaporated and we couldn't find you.
You have to step up and be a father Jimmy. You already walked out on four other women you impregnated.

Disavaporate by tonythetinytoilet June 28, 2023