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disapparate

A form of teleportation commonly used in the wizarding world of Harry Potter.
The term was created by J.K. Rowling.
It is pretty fucking efficient in times of danger or just needing to hurry your shit right up.
Hagrid: You're a wizard Harry
Harry: I'm a what?
Hagrid: You're a fucking wizard, Harry.
Harry: A whhhhaat?
Hagrid: YOU'RE A FUCKING WIZARD HARRY NOW IF YOU DONT TAKE MY HAND AND DISAPPARATE WITH ME I WILL PERSONALLY SHOVE YOUR NOSE INTO YOUR BUTT.
Harry: A what?!
disapparate by wraina January 8, 2012
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Disapparated 

It is what happens to a fart when released outside
Did you fart, yes but it would have disapparated by the time it got to you
Disapparated by Sungod September 16, 2016

disapaparate 

A slang term that means to disappear or to vanish from existence or place of being
Person 1: I want disapaparate right now.
Person 2: why?
Person 1: My parents are flirting in front of me.

Or

Person 1: I wanna disapaparate.
Person 2: why? What happened?
Person 1: I just fell on my face in front of my crush and 15 people. -insert weird crying-
disapaparate by Soap420 October 14, 2021