Disavaporate 

A word combining disappear and evaporate. If you or someone was missing or gone from a situation or existence.

Where the hell were you Jimmy? You just disavaporated and we couldn't find you.
You have to step up and be a father Jimmy. You already walked out on four other women you impregnated.

Disavaporate by tonythetinytoilet June 28, 2023

dissaporated 

When you go to kick a gnome that you just burned,thinking it is still a solid, only to find that when your foot touches it little ashy gnome particles fly in to the air everywhere

I kicked the solid looking gnome and then it dissaporated in to the air

dissaporated by zombieninjastripper November 8, 2009

disapaparate 

A slang term that means to disappear or to vanish from existence or place of being

Person 1: I want disapaparate right now.
Person 2: why?
Person 1: My parents are flirting in front of me.

Or

Person 1: I wanna disapaparate.
Person 2: why? What happened?
Person 1: I just fell on my face in front of my crush and 15 people. -insert weird crying-

disapaparate by Soap420 October 14, 2021

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".

A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.

Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022