Disavaporate 

A word combining disappear and evaporate. If you or someone was missing or gone from a situation or existence.

Where the hell were you Jimmy? You just disavaporated and we couldn't find you.
You have to step up and be a father Jimmy. You already walked out on four other women you impregnated.

Disavaporate by tonythetinytoilet June 28, 2023

dissaporated 

When you go to kick a gnome that you just burned,thinking it is still a solid, only to find that when your foot touches it little ashy gnome particles fly in to the air everywhere

I kicked the solid looking gnome and then it dissaporated in to the air

dissaporated by zombieninjastripper November 8, 2009

disapaparate 

A slang term that means to disappear or to vanish from existence or place of being

Person 1: I want disapaparate right now.
Person 2: why?
Person 1: My parents are flirting in front of me.

Or

Person 1: I wanna disapaparate.
Person 2: why? What happened?
Person 1: I just fell on my face in front of my crush and 15 people. -insert weird crying-

disapaparate by Soap420 October 14, 2021