dirty zak

A fucking outrageously hot and stinky poo that burns your asshole so much that you end up having to get an operation. IT IS DEADLY

OMG I had a Dirty Zak for two weeks and my bum is itchy

by ItchyA$$hole July 21, 2020

Dirty Zakir

When you or your partner leave the room during sex and then re-enter by scurrying in on the floor and squeaking like a rat

Last night my husband pulled a dirty Zakir on me!

by Jenny Taylor September 20, 2021

dirty zakari

A dirty zak is where you call a chick by the wrong name the whole night and then beg her to come to quarantine only then to turkey slap her with her tongue out causing her tongue to hurt

Oi issy (actually named indi) come to quarantine to get dirty zakari

by Greendick1 April 3, 2020

dirty zakiria

When a female suck your penis while using an icey vibrating dildo on your balls.

My girl gave me a dirty Zakiria lastnight.

by Dndjosmsnzuzisk April 28, 2020

dirty zakaria

Forcefully shoving a hamster up your one-night stands ass, immediately disappearing in the night whilst shitting your pants to mark your territory and creating a diversion.

I was having an amazing time but then this guy pulled a dirty Zakaria. Left me confused, yet intrigued!?

by ilJakerli January 12, 2024

dirty zakaria

Forcefully shoving a hamster up your one night stands ass, immediately disappearing in the night whilst shitting your pants to mark your territory and creating a diversion.

I was having an amazing time but then the dude pulled a dirty Zakaria. Left me confused, yet intrigued!?

by ilJakerli January 12, 2024

Dirty Zakk

When you love charlie morningstar from hazbin hotel a little too much even if the show is fucking ass and makes me wanna kms

"I love CHARLIE!!!"

"Dude stop being such a dirty zakk!"

by MinecraftMaster24 May 1, 2025