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dirty xan 

When you man goes down on you and he can’t find the clot so your left wanting more and you have to go to the bathroom and finish yourself silently while he’s in the other room thinking he did a great job because you’ve gotten used to faking an orgasm
Did you see the look on Jills face she definitely got Dirty Xaned last night.
dirty xan by Pig in a planner April 16, 2020
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Dirty Xanthe

A Dirty Xanthe is a sexual act which involves the women performing oral sex act. At the time the man cums he donkey punches the girl in the back of her head resulting in the semen flying out her nose at a rapid rate of knots
Just as i was to cum i donkey punched my girlfriend which resulted in her performing a Dirty Xanthe and projectiling a mixture of snot and semen across the room
Dirty Xanthe by Kwiky June 7, 2020

dirty xander 

someone with a shlong so huge that it destroys anyone within a five mile radius
man that guys must be a dirty xander

dirty xander 

the process of making a sandwich and stuffing it up your anal cavity, then having someone else eat the sandwich out of your ass
yes daddy eat my mustard
*dirty xander u*
dirty xander by shittysausage September 28, 2021

dirty xandro 

Xandro is the type of guy to send nude and get fully clothed pick sent back.
that girl gave him a dirty xandro

dirty xanthippe 

it's when a man who has a disease called bofa and a woman gets ligma do the nasty
you can't pull a dirty xanthippe on me
dirty xanthippe by joma112233 September 16, 2021

Dirty Xanathan 

Someone who enjoys sticking his tongue up his dads ass while he shits in his mouth and a horse fucks him in the ass
Bro i had a dirty xanathan at a elementary school yesterday
Dirty Xanathan by digbickjew February 13, 2023
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murderhobo 

In a tabletop game, a murderhobo is a player who murders NPCs indiscriminately. This is normally derogatory, referring to a player who totally ignores quests, dialog, backstory, trade, world building etc.

The term is most common with Dungeons and Dragons, but it can be applied to most RPGs where the player is allowed to kill most quest-giving NPCs and NPC traders. E.g. Elder Scrolls, Fallout, Divinity original sin.
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Dave: I call dibs on the dog.
DM: You murderhobos disgust me.
murderhobo by Loup&S September 9, 2021
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Whales are large and extremely difficult to close. Due to their immense size, they are highly sought-after.

A whale is typically identified at first by a whale hunter on the sales team, but often requires cross-discipline participation in order to close; this includes assistance from operations, engineering, creative, client success, and business development teams.
"Shit...the sales director chewed me out on the sales call this morning. He's totally pissed that I have nothing in my pipeline. I've been focused on this one whale for so long that I haven't had time to prospect for normal-sized deals."
Whale by FQ_GFY February 3, 2020
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Concrete cowboy 

A guy who thinks he's a country kinda guy, but in reality lives a comfortable city / suburban life.
Eugene: Look at that dude in the cowboy hat!
Todd: He's just a concrete cowboy.
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hey let's get a drink of that?

go ahead
*takes drink* ugh wtf is that?

everclear & bepsi
fucking hobo loko eeessshh
hobo loko by d i z k o 2 0 8 September 14, 2026
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God Shot 

A chance happening with profound meaning, an unexpected blessing, a "sign".
Dr. Drew on Celebrity Rehab said "All of a sudden what had been just another Hollywood proposal became for him an unexpected blessing, an opportunity for growth. In drug recovery language, that's called a "God shot."
God Shot by Imogen1564 February 25, 2011
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