dirty woody

When a flabby man stretches his testicles over their partners face like a scuba mask, said partner then proceeds to use the flabby mans penis like a snorkel.

Hey bro I gave Riley a Dirty Woody last night, my sack looks like a deflated beach ball

dirty woody by Woody Wilcox July 30, 2020

dirty woodchuck 

A large Ginger bearded land beast.
It likes it eat shrooms and unicorns.

You should have seen Chris last night, he was a real Dirty Woodchuck!

dirty woodchuck by WookieWet May 25, 2021

dirty woodbrey 

When you fuck your girl so far in the ass you break your own wood.

Stan just suffered through a dirty woodbrey

dirty woodbrey by haribo October 25, 2022

dirty wood

It's whene you fuck a girl in the ass and she takes a shit right in the middle of it

You I broke up with my girlfriend

Why

Because I we had some dirty wood

dirty wood by Kruptpopcorn May 8, 2016

'Dirty J-Wood' 

The act of being so loose and drunk by a person; whereby they feel compelled to take a shit whilst pissed, then inadvertently deciding they need to vomit into the bowl without flushing.

In extreme cases, and in the most traditional form, the 'Dirty J-Wood' is usually completed with a wet dream whilst spooning a rookie of the universities baseball team.

Tiger was at some loose bitches house last night and got so trashed he had a 'Dirty J-Wood' before he passed out.

'Dirty J-Wood' by Colin_the_mammal22 May 29, 2009