dirty van
when your penis is extremely big and someone yells out beetle juice, he appears and all he do all day long is sit there and fuk
dirty van by Beetlejuicehasanicecok April 15, 2020
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Dirty Van Buren
When a man and a woman engage in anal sex, then the man takes his penis out and smacks the woman on each side of the face giving her fecal sideburns so she looks like Martin Van Buren.
Post anal sex, the man pulled out, slapped her each side of the face with his dick giving her a dirty van buren.
Dirty Van Buren by webmnkey37 July 23, 2010
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Dirty Van Gogh
The act of sticking both index fingers, while listening to Beethoven and drawing a crazy masterpiece all over her face or back.
Dirty Van Gogh by Sky & Mel July 28, 2010
Dirty Vanessa
Is that woman who can take your man but doesn’t want to, takes care of her own, beautiful yet dirty In all right ways. She’s hard to find and most likely to be a 10/10
Dirty Vanessa by TruthhurtsLivewithIt April 5, 2020
Dirty Vanilla
Dirty Vanilla is commonly understood as the smell left on your clothing and person after receiving dances in a strip club. The smell is sometimes misidentified as a singular smell, but in actuality it is a combination of smells that scientists cannot recreate outside of the gentleman's club. It is a unique combination of cigarette smoke (typically from menthol cigarettes), sweat, baby powder, paper money, cheap perfume, Jack Daniels, and trace amounts of Red Bull. The intensity of the smell is in direct proportion to the amount of lap dances received and time spent in the strip club.
Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dirty Vanilla is dangerous because all men are unknowingly attracted to the smell, but non-stripper women are threatened by the smell despite them not fully understanding the origin of it. In order for a man to escape the consequences of bringing the smell home with them, precautions must be taken. Complete changes of clothes and a shower before coming home are typical methods for reducing the amount of Dirty Vanilla brought home since the smell can most commonly be carried on clothing and hair. The smell has been known to linger on a shirt worn to the strip club for up to 48 hours after leaving the club, but reports like this are rare since few lack the bankroll or free time for the amount of lap dances required to get the smell to stick for that long.
Dude, my whole laundry hamper smells like Dirty Vanilla since we went to the strip club yesterday!
Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!
Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.
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Yeah, Mercedes and Trinity sure gave a hell of a lap dance!
Hey man, can we swing by your house first before you drop me off? I want to borrow a shirt so my girlfriend doesn't smell the Dirty Vanilla on me.
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Dirty Vanilla by derSTIG September 21, 2011
Dirty Vanessa
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Dirty Vannile
Dirty Vannile by Infinitythereal March 13, 2022
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