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Dirty Torrez 

A guy who 69's his best male friend and has to live in North Dakota, while the rest of us get pussy from real places.
Yo, that dirty torrez was trying to step to me but then I realized that he's just a faggot who's not worth my time and he needs to get back to bufu with his best buddy behind the woodshed
Dirty Torrez by Anonymous March 25, 2003

the dirty torres 

(a variation of the dirty sanchez) when you accidentally inhale the "stache" and acquire aspiration pneumonia in the right cranial lung lobe. also known as "fecal pneumonia." This title is in honor of the late Bryan Torres who caught a fatal dose of "the dirty Torres."
Bryan Torres died of "the dirty Torres"
the dirty torres by scogar August 7, 2009

dirty torres 

A dirty Torres is when you take a funnel and shove it in someones ass then you melt a block of cheese and add a can of rotel and pour it into the funnel.Then you take a bowl full of chips and let the cheese dip run out of the ass onto the chips then serve.
Don't eat the cheese dip it was probably from a dirty torres.

Dirty Torrentor 

People Who Dont Seed After Downloading Big Torrented Programmes
Ugh, I hate Justin Bieber, Hes a Dirty Torrentor!
Dirty Torrentor by Dovahkiddo August 2, 2021

Dirty De La Torre 

The act of a man spreading unclean ass cheeks while his male lover gets a running start and slams his member into said unclean ass.
That guy broke his dick during a botched dirty de la Torre.
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a lad that is such a lad that he is a proper lad
person1:did you see bob
person2: ya he was a proper lad
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Oblication 

A vacation, feeling more like an obligation, that involves visiting or staying with family.
So Joe where are you taking the kids for spring break vacation? We are going on an oblication to Boca to visit my mother-in-law.
Oblication by kimmerr May 5, 2011
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