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dirty tornado 

Licking a person's shitty asshole in a swirling motion. Then spitting what you lick into a used water bottle and keeping it on your nightstand as a makeshift lava lamp, and adding every shitty asshole spit into it over time.
Dude, what is that on your nightstand?

Its my dirty tornado!
dirty tornado by ProChoicePope January 24, 2014
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dirty tornado 

While laying on your back, put your junk in a girls pooper and spin her around violently while she holds her legs up to her chest.
Yo! I just gave a girl a dirty tornado and she got so dizzy she vomited all over me!

Dirty tornado 

When someone eats a lot of laxatives and shits while spinning around cause poop to go everywhere
Hey bro why are you covered in shit?

Dude my girlfriend wouldn’t shut up so I made her do the dirty tornado
Dirty tornado by Chloe.λπλ March 14, 2021

dirty tornado taco

when a very large male is having butt sex with a girl then puts it in her vagina while its covered with shit and spins her around
hey do you see john with that tiny girl, yeah he told me that they "dirty tornado taco" all the time.

Dirt Tornado 

A great, loud, ripper of a fart.
Ive heard some crazy farts in my day but nothing compares to the dirt tornado that just came out of Franklin's ass.
Dirt Tornado by Stevie Y April 12, 2006

Dirt Tornado 

When a person spins in place while having anal sex in the "cowgirl" position
She came over to my place last night and while we were having sex she gave me a dirt tornado.
Dirt Tornado by Darkchyylde September 28, 2019
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
Salad Days by GilbyRFC0 October 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 28, 2026

age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026

young pup 

a young person, a young adult in their late teens/early 20s.
Ah, you're just a young pup at 23!
young pup by the dog May 30, 2006
Word of the Day on August 25, 2026
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