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dirty thomas

Also see- dick tease.
Origin- Started with D T, short for dick tease. Then transpired into dirty thomas.
I ain't messing with that bitch, she's a total dirty thomas.
dirty thomas by ru-daddy January 3, 2011

dirty thomas

a guy who talks to you in french and tells you you're a model because hes too scared to say it
"J'ai appelé pour dire que tu es mannequin
i really hope you dont understand french"
that guy pulled a dirty thomas

Dirty Thompson 

The american equivalent of a Dirty Astete, with a twist.

In a dirty Thompson, the woman does a handstand on the floor with her ass sticking in the air and her legs spread. the man puts his balls in her ass and his dick in her pussy, or vice versa. when he 'finishes' he pulls his balls out of her ass (or pussy) and there is a popping sound. the man usually then says "Booyah!" or something similar and slaps the woman's ass like a cowboy.
I gave my wife a dirty Thompson last night... it was oooo-wee good! Daggum!
(makes cowboy noises and gestures) When i pulled 'em out, i said "giddy-up!"

dirty tomas

when the male positions him self under the female n sticks his hand up the vagina n comes out the other end(bunhole)
i heard bob gave his wife the ol' dirty tomas
dirty tomas by tomasy February 27, 2009

Dirty Thompson 

When you're getting a blowjob, you cut a wet one and keep going like nothing happened. (Cousin of the Dirty Chris)
After eating 12 Tijuana tacos my friend got himself a hooker and gave her a Dirty Thompson.
Dirty Thompson by omar619 October 3, 2006

Dirty Thoms 

A Dirty Thoms is defined as a man who has multiple orgasms from being penetrated through his colon by a dog or pet of any kind.
My pet squirrel gave me a dirty Thoms the other day. I laid there after wondering how he was so industrious for being so small.
Dirty Thoms by Dirty Burkhart May 23, 2019
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