dirty statia

When you lick an asshole with shit all over it, then make out with her.

“I liked her shitty butthole and made her eat it, I gave her the dirty statia”

by Deezzzzxnuits April 2, 2020

Dirty Statham

When you have sexual intercourses with a bald guy whose nose is crooked and he cums in your mouth whereafter you spit it over his scalp and rub it all over it. Afterwards you let it dry and scrape it off.

Her: I met this bald dude last night and we did something really weird. I don't know what it was called... Oh and btw. his nose was all crooked

Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"

by Pu$$y$hark February 9, 2018

Dirty Staria

When giving Connor a fellatio and he his close to cumming in your mouth, vomit on his dick

Damn I got a dirty Staria last night at the motel.

by Heimlich manuver November 8, 2020

dirty stacia

The act of chugging an entire energy drink moments before going into labor.

Guy 1:yo dude my wife did a Dirty stacia yesterday
Guy 2: woah, thats some wild shit man

by the kid tickler November 28, 2022

Dirty Stasiak

The act of shoving a semen filled pickle down a Polish person's throat until they throw up all over the pickle. Once that has happened you simply insert the vomit covered pickle into said person ass.

Guy 1: Damn bro do you know what would be so cool?
Guy 2: No, what you thinking?
Guy 1: We pull a Dirty Stasiak on someone.
Kool aid man: Oh Yeahhh!

by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023

Dirty Gas Station

Pissing in a hole during sex it's most commonly used during anal sex but can be used during vaginal penetration or oral sex as well.

I gave my girl a dirty gas station last night.

by MINNISOTA10 May 11, 2022