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Dirty Statham
When you have sexual intercourses with a bald guy whose nose is crooked and he cums in your mouth whereafter you spit it over his scalp and rub it all over it. Afterwards you let it dry and scrape it off.
Her: I met this bald dude last night and we did something really weird. I don't know what it was called... Oh and btw. his nose was all crooked
Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"
Him: Oh, must have been a "Dirty Statham"
Dirty Statham by Pu$$y$hark February 9, 2018
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Dirty Stasiak
The act of shoving a semen filled pickle down a Polish person's throat until they throw up all over the pickle. Once that has happened you simply insert the vomit covered pickle into said person ass.
Guy 1: Damn bro do you know what would be so cool?
Guy 2: No, what you thinking?
Guy 1: We pull a Dirty Stasiak on someone.
Kool aid man: Oh Yeahhh!
Guy 2: No, what you thinking?
Guy 1: We pull a Dirty Stasiak on someone.
Kool aid man: Oh Yeahhh!
Dirty Stasiak by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023
Dirty Gas Station
Pissing in a hole during sex it's most commonly used during anal sex but can be used during vaginal penetration or oral sex as well.
Dirty Gas Station by MINNISOTA10 May 11, 2022
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.
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