3 definitions by D1ldoBaggins
Having a sexual fantasy of the armed forces and getting a throbbing boner at the sight of them (Side Effects may include fingering a woman or man with a bayonet)
by D1ldoBaggins September 14, 2023
The act of sticking a cucumber with a small hole into the vagina of a woman. Then while it is inside the woman you simply fill the hole with semen. Once this has been fulfilled you leave the cucumber in so that it will ferment into a pickle. With said pickle you give it to a person named Marcel.
Guy 1: Hey do you know what would be absolutely hilarious??
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!
Guy 2: No, tell me what you are thinking.
Guy 1: We should do a Dirty Marcel
Kool aid guy: Oh yeah!
by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023
The act of shoving a semen filled pickle down a Polish person's throat until they throw up all over the pickle. Once that has happened you simply insert the vomit covered pickle into said person ass.
Guy 1: Damn bro do you know what would be so cool?
Guy 2: No, what you thinking?
Guy 1: We pull a Dirty Stasiak on someone.
Kool aid man: Oh Yeahhh!
Guy 2: No, what you thinking?
Guy 1: We pull a Dirty Stasiak on someone.
Kool aid man: Oh Yeahhh!
by D1ldoBaggins September 13, 2023