dirty squirties 

(noun) Diarrhea, esp. stools that are very liquid and under higher than normal ejection pressure. Most often used as plural and with "the", i.e. "the dirty squirties"

"Dude, those tacos I scarfed last night gave me a major case of the dirty squirties today."

dirty squirties by Quinn Ward April 21, 2006

Dirty Squirties 

When you fall asleep after drinking too much and wake up with your butt cheeks glued together because you sharted in your sleep or straight shit yourself.

I had the dirty squirties this morning...

Dirty Squirties by Jrizzle83 October 20, 2018

Dirty Squirties 

An extreme and explosive diahrea attack

Mary knocked Hank over in the hallway when she was running to the bathroom with a mean case of the Dirty Squirties!

Dirty Squirties by Harry Iconnick Jr May 29, 2023

Dirty Squirtle

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and she swishes it around her mouth mixing the cum with saliva and spits back at you

Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?

Dirty Squirtle by Whitelightning24 April 21, 2017

dirty squirter 

where a person farts waiting for a partner to insert the penis in the ass. Penis is then rapidly withdrawn leading to flatulence, continuing until a flurry of Diarrhoea is emptied out of the hole and all over the person in question.

“no way becky had tom give her a dirty squirter - it took weeks to wash off!”

dirty squirter by goonmunt69 August 17, 2025

Dirt squirter

The anus.

1. During sex, Crystal was partial to a finger or two in her dirt squirter.
2. After a short stint in prison, Kenneth sustained considerable damage to his dirt squirter.
3. Following an abysmal singing performance, Susan was kicked in the dirt squirter.

Dirt squirter by Truck 12 December 3, 2015