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dirty squirel 

its when you cum 3 times on a girl's back, then you dip your NUTS in the cum. After that you put your whole nut sack into the girl's vagina. Last but not least the girl sucks your nuts clean so she can taste the cum and her own juices.
You: Hey Jennifer, I'm bored can I give you a dirty squirel.

Jennifer: Sure why not!
dirty squirel by flyers21 July 11, 2007
Words you can keep

Dirty squirreled 

Getting interrupted by someone with tales of "The Industry" and other X-rated past ventures.
I think you just dirty squirreled my question.
Dirty squirreled by Rex Bippy January 12, 2011

Dirty Squirrel 

when fucking a chick(missionary preferably), insert your balls(nuts) into the chicks ass.

Can be done easier if is a warm night/day and chick recently just took it in the ass.
After railing jill in the ass i laid her down and gave her the dirty squirrel.
Dirty Squirrel by J-with March 29, 2008

dirty squirrel 

partner puts mouth over your butthole while you fart making her (or his) cheeks pop out like a squirrel with a mouth full of nuts
I gave Kim a dirty squirrel last night

Dirty Squirtle

When you ejaculate in a girls mouth and she swishes it around her mouth mixing the cum with saliva and spits back at you
Guy: I ejaculated in her mouth because all girls like that.
Guy2: ok...
Guy: But she said "Im squirtle!" And spit it back at me!
Guy2: So she gave you a dirty squirtle!?

dirty squirrel 

the act of shitting on someone's scrotum regions
He woke up with and noticed he had been dirty squirreled.
dirty squirrel by EBSCOHOSTKILLER January 6, 2010

Dirty Squirrel 

a person that is oftentimes strongly attracted to the opposite sex and horny like a hoe. dirty squirrel
Dirty Squirrel by that one guy D November 18, 2009
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(Ewokese) Freedom!
And dying in yo' bed many years from now, would ya be willing ta trade all da days from dis here day ta dat fo' one chance, just one chance, ta come back here as young men an' tell our enemies dat dey may take our lives but dey will never take our freedom ... YUB NUB!
yub nub by rotjrem November 4, 2010
Word of the Day on September 4, 2026
1. Meaning nasty, sexy, filthy. Popularized by Christina Aguilera.

2. Used usally as a close friend in hip-hop slang.
1. Wanna get dirrty
It's about time that I came to start the party Sweat drippin' over my body
Dancin' gettin' just a little naughty

2. Sup Dirrty? Haven't seen you in a while.
dirrty by Minty November 30, 2003
Word of the Day on September 3, 2026

Coyote Ugly

1. Place

The Bar came before the movie. It is an awesome bar where the girls know how to party and make you feel okay about giving up your money, drawers, bras, and dignity.

2. Movie

A story about a Jersey girl following her dreams, aided by working at this bar in New York.

3. Situation/Person/Decision

See other definitions - waking up next to someone so ugly you'd rather chew your arm off than wake them up.
1. Yo, Coyote Ugly is my favorite bar! I got whipped, stripped, drunk, and danced on the bar all before 7 o'clock!

2. Hey did you see Coyote Ugly? It actually has a plot!

3. Ugg I woke up to Coyote Ugly this morning!
Coyote Ugly by jerseycountry March 8, 2009
Word of the Day on September 2, 2026

Literally 1984 

Used in response for when someone promotes/advocates an event or idea that is perceived to support "too much" authority and/or government control.

Often used jokingly as a over-exaggeration in political talk.

Can also be used in response to a ban or mute in a forum site or online chat.
Steve: I think that the government should regulate businesses more
Bob: Literally 1984!

--User1 has been permantly banned--
User2: You cant ban my friend like that! Literally 1984!
Literally 1984 by ke1 July 7, 2021
Word of the Day on September 1, 2026

Back when I lived in upstate new york 

A meaningless, unimpressive, self-serving introduction. An indicator that the story about to be shared will be pointless and dumb.
Back when I lived in upstate new york, I also had to park on the street - on two occasions, we got enough snow, mixed with just the right plowing, that my car was lifted off the ground from so much snow being jammed underneath it.
Word of the Day on August 31, 2026
Acronym, meaning Too Long Didn't Understand
Similar to TLDR
Sister: This meeting was to discuss the rough draft of my essay, where we discussed the subsidiary questions I added in my rough draft. We also discussed the relationship between my main title and the real-life situations I chose to use in my essay. We discussed the structure of my essay as well, specifically the Math AOK section and how it relates to the contradiction of the title. This second meeting was particularly helpful in discussing the implications of my essay claims and how to apply the title across various areas of knowledge. There were many sections of the essay that could have been cut down in wordiness and the ways of knowing required further and more in-depth analysis.

Me: Woah! TLDU!
TLDU by L-Evans January 14, 2019
Word of the Day on August 30, 2026
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