dirty platy

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Jessica: that’s a real dirty platy over there

by Bigtits6969 October 18, 2021

Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak

yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus

by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Dirty Plate

A dirty plate is someone who has slept with a lot of people and picked up a few diseases along the way. A slut is a plate, because they offer sex to you on a plate, so a dirty plate is a slut with STDs.

Example 1
Boy 1: The girl just offered me sex.
Boy 2 : Don't sleep with her, she is a Dirty Plate!

Exmaple 2
Friend 1: Why do all the guys sleep with Hannah?
Friend 2: When sex is offered to a guy on a plate, he is going to take it!
Friend 3 : Yeah but wouldn't you want a clean plate?

by sour_lemon_drops March 20, 2011

The Dirty Platypus

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.

Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night

by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

Dirty platapus

Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.

Don't be such a dirty platapus all the time, you don't have to choke them all the time.

by Not plat March 8, 2020