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Dirty Platapus

When a chick wacks you off with her feet and wheres a beak
yo man this chick last night said she liked some freaky shit so she gave me a dirty Platapus
Dirty Platapus by Shakezulia March 4, 2008

Dirty Plate 

A dirty plate is someone who has slept with a lot of people and picked up a few diseases along the way. A slut is a plate, because they offer sex to you on a plate, so a dirty plate is a slut with STDs.
Example 1
Boy 1: The girl just offered me sex.
Boy 2 : Don't sleep with her, she is a Dirty Plate!

Exmaple 2
Friend 1: Why do all the guys sleep with Hannah?
Friend 2: When sex is offered to a guy on a plate, he is going to take it!
Friend 3 : Yeah but wouldn't you want a clean plate?
Dirty Plate by sour_lemon_drops March 20, 2011

The Dirty Platypus 

The action of rubbing the unwashed heel of your foot on a woman's genitalia but primarily on her clitoris.
Susan and I did The Dirty Platypus last night
The Dirty Platypus by Jojo-Flano February 4, 2022

Dirty platapus

Dirty platapus is a sexual deviant, usually one of emotional immaturity and sharp witted much like it's animal cousins it's venomous nature can make it dangerous when cornered. Also has natural mad dancing skills.
Don't be such a dirty platapus all the time, you don't have to choke them all the time.
Dirty platapus by Not plat March 8, 2020